LINK TO US!!

Everyone has a website, EVERYONE. You, whoever you are, I know you have a website. And you may think that it is too small and insignificant and that linking to us won't make a difference BUT IT WILL! On the other hand you may think that your site is too important to be linking to a little site like this would be a bad business move. Well I say "Link to us or I'll rape you" ...........please.

There are loads of buttons and banners now so you have no excuse. Oh yeah and thanks to the thousands of sites that have linked to us already, you rock.

Flash Link twatters:

Holy cow! It's Salad Fingré and he goes evil when you click him. Save this by right clicking here and stick it on your website. It automatically links to fat-pie.com so it's less hassle for you.

It's Hubert Cumberdale in his scribble screaming glory. Save this by right clicking here and stick it on your website. It automatically links to fat-pie.com so it's less hassle for you.

It's a burnt Granny Spoilsbury! Save this by right clicking here and stick it on your website. It automatically links to fat-pie.com so it's less hassle for you.

88 X 31

150 X 50

BIGGER ONES

AIM BUDDY ICONS SENT IN BY VARIOUS PEOPLE

Now if you could just stick one of these on your phat site, and make sure the link points to http://www.fat-pie.com I will be so happy I might cry.

To be fair, I am doing YOU a favour.

"BUT DAVID I 'AN'T GORRA WEBSITE" Yes you have.

"I 'AN'T" Ok then, but you can't seriously be telling me none of your friends have websites can you ? Tell them to wack a link up.

"BUT DAVID I 'AN'T GORR ANY FRIENDS" Well then email webmasters of sites that you enjoy and ask them to link to me, if that sounds like too much effort then find a forum or a guestbook on the internet and post the link there....

"WHAT DO I GERR IN RETURN?" Well, I'll be your friend, so you'll have a friend. That sounds like a great deal, a friend for free......but I don't want to ever meet you. You also get this picture of us reaching towards the screen as if it holds some kind of magic flan.

(Left to right David Firth, Crust, Jimi Mwng)