Newsletter REDUX!! Yeah that's correct! Our man Creshdon Crust Cresh Crunch Crullet Crayfields has accepted the challenge of being newsletter BARON. So get signed up! You'll be the most popular kid at school, the office cool-guy. You will be the bomb if you sign up for the brand spanking new NEWSLETTER. You'll get all the info you need straight from Crust's typing hands. "Oooh David sign me up" (expected reaction) Well I'm sorry but you need to sign yourself up, I ain't your mother.
Sign your mother up too.
Just to recap, the newsletter has returned, and now Crust's making them because I'm too busy. You'll get all the shit plus more from our barbaric news whore.
*Update 2017* :It turns out Crust didn't ever write a single newsletter. Possibly because he's a work-shy layabout, but mainly because I never actually asked him to write one. Still that is no reason to unsubscribe. Subscribe your entire family. Don't forget your adopted uncle
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