THE OTHER STUFF

Here's a bag of other stuff that doesn't really fit anywhere else in the dungeon. Some of it is mega old skool fat-pie stuff (and Pop Larkin stuff) Some of it is pretty shitty really. Nevermind eh?

 

 
After being inspired by some of late-night digital TV's crap infomercial channels, we decided to have a crack at producing and selling crafts and craft tools live on air. Our lovely presenters June and Sandy will talk you through the basics of Christmas crafting with helpful hints and tips, as well as hot products that aren't available in the shops. Crafty Women's Tips and Fiddles
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Charlie Brooker (Nathan Barley/TvGoHome) asked me to do a small bit of animation for his show Screenwipe on BBC4, he wasn't really sure what he wanted from me, but it had to be vaguely to do with TV, so I made this short advert.
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I made a song with no instruments, just me speaking the name of each instrument to a silly little tune, then I made a little video for it. Features masks and mayhem. The blokes = Me, Grd, Cresh, Fonts and Fonz. *Update* Somehow this got really popular on youtube and it saw just about a million hits in a week or so. Mouthband
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The Dane voice used to be our favourite voice to do. This is just banter based around Dane and a product that possibly might come from him.
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JOVIAL CUFFLINKS: WHEN THEY BECAME PATTERSON TRAILER(2003)
A trailer for the scariest film ever made. 2 American teens find a videotape that, when watched, will transform you into James Patterson. (see the info page)
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BURNT FACE MAN SOUNDBOARD
 

Make your own Burnt Face Man prank calls with this soundboard. It has all the responses you need to hold a conversation and annoy/confuse your victim. I'd be interested to hear how people would respond.

Soundboard Made by Robbie McGonigle

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SALAD FINGERS ON ATTACK OF THE SHOW
 
Tom Fulp from Newgrounds was co-hosting this American TV show and he talked a little bit about Salad Fingers. The bloke on the left said he didn't understand it.
WATCH CLIP :: 1MB :: WMV
SALAD FINGERS FONT (TTF)
If you want your text to look like Salad Fingers writing then download this font. As you can see to the right, that is how it looks. Install it by going to the fonts folder and selecting install new fonts in the file menu.
DOWNLOAD :: 30KB :: TTF
SMILING PETE SCREENSAVER (2002)
 

Smiling Pete is a character from the ABORTED Fatpie 4, but has been bouncing around the barracks for a good 2 years. He was originally discovered while we were bantering around at Doncaster Art College. Jimi drew a few pictures of him and I whacked them into a simple screen saver which we proceeded to slap on all the PCs around college.

Interesting Fact: Smiling Pete is based on a real person. Have a look at this page for more information.

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AUSSIES (NEW VERSION '03/'06)

I made this to see if Aussies would be offended by it and they are!! I still get emails from these insane patriotic Aussies telling me how great their country is and how shit mine is! How can a country be so defensive over a silly cartoon with silly voices? The updated version has clips from a range of different Aussie stuff we did around that time.

WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE
JIM'S STORY 6 :: THE LOST EPISODE (2001)

Let me tell a tale of the 6th installment of Jim's Story.....twas a cold day back in 1937, The Morris Institute had just recalled their prestigious Marble 45 series, a new sharp trend had hit the promenade, a vanquished thought on a dreary day....Jim's Story 6 was never finished and never will be. It looked ok but was a big fat hairy pile of wank. Here's the opening sequence. Featuring music from Cat Stephens.

Interesting Fact: We ripped a bit straight out of this for Fatpie 2

DOWNLOAD :: 1MB :: REAL MEDIA
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS :: BIZARRE! (2000)
It's nice to see how shit my cartoons looked back in 2000. After watching SpongeBob Squarepants, Jim decides it's his favourite show. This is a bizarre moment taken from Jim's Story 2, I have no Idea what I was thinking when I made this.
DOWNLOAD :: 0.5MB :: REAL MEDIA
JIM SINGS DAPHNE AND CELESTE :: ALSO BIZARRE! (2000)
Jim sings "ooh stick you" that awful song by ugly pop tarts Daphne & Celeste who seem to have disappeared now but were huge when I made this. Just after bully brown comes along and asks for a fag. This is also extremely strange. I can't actually remember making Jim's Story 2 at all, which is very weird.
DOWNLOAD :: 0.3MB :: REAL MEDIA
ALAN :: (2004)
'Alan' is a short animated film that I made for a university project. I drew all the characters and backgrounds on paper first and then animated them in Macromedia Director.
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If anyone's interested in making some fat-pie related screensavers, icons, desktop wallpapers or just general downloads then they're very welcome to. If they're any good I'll stick them on the site.

Grab me: fatpiemail@gmail.com

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