You don't like my cartoons so that makes ME a loser? I find it hard to
believe you're 9 years old. Your parents should really have installed
one of those filters that makes the internet safer for KIDS, that's
right KIDS. If you went to my site (and can read properly) you would
have noticed the warning that says "WARNING! These will upset children
and the elderly" you, being 9, are a CHILD. You have no argument here,
I warned you.

hey ur stupid im not really 9 im 14 so shut the fuk up cunt ur sad u go
round shoutin ur mouth of at ppl tha r givin u there opinoin well it dow
work wiv me m8 no has a go at me not ova the internet not 2 my face u fink
ur funny gd war eva ur jus a loser hu as nuffin betta 2 do then make up so
called "horror" movie's there not scary there not gd there a load of shit 2
b honest ive sin seen such crap in all my life n b4 u send me nefin bk i ave
got betta fings 2 then watch ur shity lil movie's thats y i dont go on ur
web site ne more cuz its shit n ur mum well she must b so proud of u makin
nasty movies that scare lil kids my lil sista was ere wiv me wen i was on ur
web  site n wats the point in the milkman movie its pointless theres no
meanin 2 it y do u make silly movies wiv no meanin every movie film wat eva
has a meanin except ur shit of corse my sista was avin nightmares 4 3 days
cuz of ur shit u no how old she is she fukin 3 n cuz of ur crapy lil movies
she was shitin erself n my mums takin u 2 court cuz ur sick in the head
makin shit like tha n send a message bk cuz i want ur opinion plz

        p.s make it soon bye

So you're not 9 years old? What was the point of lying? At least you could have used that as an excuse for your horrible chav-txt-grammar, sentences that don't go anywhere and general stupidity. Don't worry, you can stop reading this now, I'll personally send you a simplified version of this email so you can understand me. I'll make sure DAT NUFFIN IZ SPELLT RITE AN IT LUKZ LEIK IT W0z DUN ON A FONE, maybe I'll throw some random threats in too....who knows? "my sista was avin nightmares 4 3 days cuz of ur shit u no how old she is she fukin 3" Now why would you show my site to a 3 year old? Have your parents not taught you anything? Surely you'll be breaking into parenthood soon, or already maybe? I'm repeating myself here but my site clearly states that my cartoons aren't suitable for children. There's no "but" in this matter.

I guess there's not much else to say. You made no valid arguments about anything apart from the fact a 3 year old was scared by Milkman, and what a surprise! I'd be scared if I was that age. I guess I'll get an email off you next saying "HEY UR STUPID SHEZ 5 NOTT 3 U DUMAZZ"

So that's all I have to say on this matter, your email speaks for it's self. I would like to thank you for sending me one of, if not the best, most quotable email ever! Let's reminisce shall we?

"hey ur stupid im not really 9 im 14 so shut the fuk up" - What a perfect opening line.

"well it dow work wiv me m8 no has a go at me not ova the internet" - Makes you sound really scary that. I'm quite worried you might physically hurt me somehow with your words. Good threat there.

"b4 u send me nefin bk i ave got betta fings 2 then watch ur shity lil movie's" / "send a message bk cuz i want ur opinion plz" - Make your mind up.

I could go on all day but it feels like I'm replying to Vicky Pollard from Little Britain. Well I guess I'll find out what you look like when your mum takes me to court.

First of all, it must be said that I'm of the age and background where I
have a high tolerance for a wide range of things I see on the net, going to
all sorts of extremes. It takes a fair amount to get a reaction out of me-
I'm rarely bothered by anything I see in that context, and I've seen a lot
over the last 11 years online.

The thing that compels me to write this email is the sheer pointless
ugliness of your "milkman" piece. I'm not bothered when people feel inclined
to use extreme imagery or shock value to make a point. However, that piece
of yours makes no point- it's the definition of pointless. What I think
bothers me the most is that this sort of thing is precisely what's wrong
with the democratization of technology like affordable personal computers
and in fact the internet itself. These things make it possible for anyone
and everyone to publish anything and have it seen by an audience
immediately, regardless of merit (or lack thereof). And now in this case, I
have to put up with it and frankly, I'm fucking fed up.
I gather that you're a university student and thus at the age where this
sort of issue is unlikely to occur to you, and I'm probably wasting time and
energy writing this as a result, but think about this:

What about the concept that if you're going to spend time and energy making
stuff that people are going to see (and probably a good percentage of these
people may be too young to absorb things in their proper context), perhaps
you should consider whether in fact there's any real reason for what you're
making to exist. Are you adding anything of any real value to the general
internet/cultural noise level, or just wasting bandwidth on (destructive and
pointless) crap?

I'm not saying that I think everything on the net has to be shiny and
sanitized- not in the least. I'm saying that, things being what they are
globally at the moment, if you're going to use violent imagery and shock
value, how about using them in service of an actual idea, rather than for
their own sake? Hollywood does enough of that already, adding to it serves
no purpose.

In a different approach to answering hatemail I have responded to this vocally:

listen to my response

watch an animated version (by AntonyC)

This is such a pathetic hatemail I decided to let you, the viewers reply to him in your own way. He thinks I didn't put a reply because his mail was too smart for me and I had accepted defeat in the "Milkman" debate. If that was the case, then why would I post it on the site? Give him hell.