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Welcome to my Acid Dungeon

Hello. My name is David Firth and I make things every day. I am working on everything. If you want to be kept up to date with what I am doing please follow me on TWITTER and swirl in my endless loop. Below is my log of recently completed projects.

May 2023 :: New Video: The News Hasn't Happened Yet #4

I did it. I made a new episode. The trilogy is now a quadrilogy. The news that never happened has all run out now.

March 2023 :: New Animation: Plastic Hand

What's going on!? Another new cartoon, that's what. This one takes us back to the old simple cartoony style: Adobe Animate style. We don't call it Flash anymore because people got confused when it was announced that "Flash is dead" - it was only the web plugin that was killed. The software is still going and fully capable of making cartoons. This one is called PLASTIC HAND, and it really is a lovely one. Like a warm fuzzy blanket. I shall spare no more details since it's only 5 minutes long and I like surprising you.

ALSO - ULTIMATE PLUSH!. Yes we listened to the feedback and made a Salad Fingers Variant Plush with accessories such a detachable fingerpuppets, a hat and rusty spooon. Very buyable I would say. Buy one for your nanna.

Sf Plush Variant

We ship worldwide. Get them here

Stegosaurus Trap

There's also a new Stegosaurus Trap album HERE.

Jan 2023 :: New Animation: Not Stanley 0 "The Lost Episode"

Guess who forgot to update his website. Answers next week. today's headline is that I finished Not Stanley. I have animated the final part. I used ALL of the 2010 original audio. There only ever was one successful Not Stanley recording session. I recorded --ad libbed the entire audio for all 5 episodes in one session in 2010. Here in the final installment I have made use of the leftovers. This "LOST" episode of Not Stanley is actually the first and the last, because I used audio recorded prior to episode 1 and after episode 4. I combined them into a single video and FINALLY provided the visuals. Not Stanley is now complete. There will be no more. I don't often say that about a series but Not Stanley is like Duke Nukem or The Stone Roses: it had its time, and even though it'd be technically possible to make more, we know it'd just be emulating something which has passed. I have no intention of developing the idea any further. Case closed. Now watch the episode which Youtube is delighted to inform me is 10th out of my 10 most recent videos in terms of popularity. That means its niche and you're cool for liking it.

March 2022 :: New Animation: Salad Fingers 12

It's a brand new FULL Salad Fingers episode. This one isn't in the more realistic and more 3D style of 10+11. I haven't abandoned that style, I just wanted to make one in Flash again. It's a mix of old and new. This one is about Salad Fingers doing his rounds as a post man.

Also back in stock: Salad Fingers Plush Toys

Sf Plush Toys

We ship worldwide. Get them here

Oct 2021 :: New Animation: Salad Fingers: Market

This is short Salad Fingers episode. I made it in Flash. I wanted to revist the Salad Fingers 1-5 style. It's called Market.

I also have some cool new stuff to buy in my shop:

Fleshboy Plush

Hubert Cumberdale Fleshboy Plush

Salad fingers Slippers

Salad Fingers Slippers

May 2021 :: New Animation: Burnt Face Man 10

Oh wow. This finally happened. Burnt Face Man #10: Time Predators. The first BFM episode in 10 years.

Oh yeah, there's a new Locust Toybox album too

LOCUST TOYBOX - WHEN WE IMPLODE

Locust Toybox - When We Implode

Feb 2021 :: Salad Fingers Plush Toys

We finally have plush toys on sale.

Sf Plush Toys

We ship worldwide. Get them here

November 2020 :: New Animation: Sock Six

The long wait is over. Sock 6 is finally here. It's 15 minutes long.

Sock Six

This one, as usual was funded by my lovely supporters on Patreon

Without the Patreon funding my work would be doomed to mediocrity, forced to stay within Youtube's ad-friendly, increasingly strict content guidelines or risk being de-monetised (which it has already). If you can spare a few quid then please consider supporting me.

Another way to help is buying merch. For this animation I decided SOCKS would be the perfect product:

Sock Six

Buy some socks!

And finally for this update, I'd like to invite you to join the Fat-Pie community on Discord. This is a relatively new server but growing very quickly. If you're unsure what Discord is, it's basically a free app that serves a series of group chats/forums/boards where people talk and share things either using text, voice or video. Join us and take part in the competitions, gaming sessions, movie screenings and more.

Fat-Pie on Discord

Fat-Pie Discord image created by user "@Mademow"

August 2020 :: New WallerFM - loads of it!

Hey there chaps! When the world stops, the WallerFM starts. Here it is WallerFM Episode 10, which can be experienced on the WallerFM page, searched for on Spotify/Apple Music or viewed on Youtube:

But that's not it! For the past few months Christian and myself have been doing a weekly LIVE WallerFM on my Twitch Channel

We do it every wednesday at 8pm (UK time). Don't worry if you just found out, all the live broadcasts are uploaded to Youtube the next day and will soon be appearing on Spotify and the iTunes type of things.

Here's a playlist of all the episodes:

Also there is a new Stegosaurus Trap album

April 2020 :: Whoops

Hey there chaps. The world has stopped, but this website is running again. It just so happens that I forgot to update it for a while. Here's what I've been upto

Salad Fingers 11

New episode of Jerry Jackson:Religion

Salad Fingers 11

Music video: Flying Lotus (feat. David Lynch) "Fire Is Coming"

Salad Fingers 11

Pre-Chewed Food

Salad Fingers 11

I released a new LOCUST TOYBOX album called The Eyelid Recording. Which as well as being on Bandcamp is on Spotify

I'm currently working on new animations including a new Burnt Face Man and Sock Six. I've been livestreaming my animation process for Sock Six on Twitch as well as other things so come and have a watch sometime.

David Firth on Twitch

And why not drop by the Discord

30th January 2019 :: Salad Fingers 11

PREMIERE 5PM GMT 30TH JAN

Salad Fingers 11

It’s been over 5 years now. Time for Mr. Fingers to return. In this episode he decides to make some modifications to Hubert Cumberdale. Watch it here. Also buy some of those lovely new T-Shirts, will you?

November 2018 :: Umbilical World

Umbilical World

My feature length nightmare UMBILICAL WORLD IS OUT NOW

Here is the trailer:

22nd June 2018 :: Salad Fingers Shop

Salad Fingers Tshirt

The SALAD FINGERS STORE is now open. This is the new home for Salad Fingers T-Shirts and other such merch. New shirts, new prices. Step in and have a look.

5th March 2018 :: NEW VIDEO :: The News Hasn't Happened Yet #3

The News #3

HERE is the 3rd instalment of my news explosion. Supported by the wonderful PATREONITES. You can thank them my work is never forced into the mediocrity of ad-friendliness.

12th Sept 2017 :: The News Hasn't Happened Yet #2

The time has come again to dip our heads into the world of news, to see what's really going on. If you haven't seen this series before, I use magical video editing and animation techniques to mould my silly face onto those of newsreaders and other media types. It's a load of fun. Thanks to the incredible Patreon supporters for keeping my stuff alive! Please consider becoming one of the crew and letting my work be original without having to answer to the creativity-killing advert lizards.

30th Oct 2017 :: NEW ALBUM :: Locust Toybox - Drownscapes

I have made a new Locust Toybox album.

If you don't know already, I make music as Locust Toybox. Almost every animation and video I release has some Toybox in it. A big part of my work is the music. Some stuff I make for soundtracks, and some is just for listening to. DROWNSCAPES is a bit of both. Most of these tracks have been used somewhere but this selection of 15 tracks are specifically chosen because I think they work on their own. Please listen and/or buy -but make sure you listen if you buy, otherwise you're wasting your money. Drownscapes

Locust Toybox - Drownscapes is released on BRAINFEEDER. Listen/buy/download HERE

12th Sept 2017 :: The News Hasn't Happened Yet #2

The time has come again to dip our heads into the world of news, to see what's really going on. If you haven't seen this series before, I use magical video editing and animation techniques to mould my silly face onto those of newsreaders and other media types. It's a load of fun. Thanks to the incredible Patreon supporters for keeping my stuff alive! Please consider becoming one of the crew and letting my work be original without having to answer to the creativity-killing advert lizards.

Tetsu - Maki - Sempu -Kyaku

David Runs

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